In honor of this milestone, here's a collection of some interesting country song titles. Some of these may be inaccurate, but they're still worth reading if you're bored.
- All My Exes Live In Texas
- Bubba Shot The Jukebox
- Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life) -- one of Dad's favorites
- Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns In The Bed
- Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
- I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
- I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It
- I Gave Her My Heart and A Diamond and She Clubbed Me With A Spade
- I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
- I Got In at 2 With A 10 and Woke Up At 10 With a 2
- I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
- I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now
- If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All On You
- If The Jukebox Took Teardrops, I'd Cry All Night Long
- If Today Was A Fish, I'd Throw It Back In
- If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
- I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
- I'm Drinkin' Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)
- I'm In Love With a Capital U
- I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
- Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
- Legendary Chicken Fairy
- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- Phantom Of The Opry
- Please Bypass This Heart
- She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
- She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
- Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
- Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
- The Pint Of No Return
- Timber... I'm Fallin' In Love
- We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now
- Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
- When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
- You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too
- You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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